Police officers have been criticised by their superiors for being rude this week; recent research has revealed that the public find criminals much more polite. Police officers have been advised to think carefully before they speak next time.
British police officers are typically taught three key phrases to use when dealing with the public; Ello, ello, ello, What’s all this then? and Evenin’ all. However there are some situations where none of these apply and police officers have been forced to improvise, leading to protests of rudeness.
The criminal fraternity has backed this claim, with one burglar recorded as being ‘deeply hurt’ by a recent barb. His accomplice stated that ‘he hasn’t been able to work properly since’.
Another suggestion has been that police cadets receive etiquette training in the correct manner of dealing with criminals. For example, making sure hoodies are using the right sort of knife and holding the door open for burglars.